baba & the phat camp representing 718 at wetlands
I don't know why this place is open at 4 in the morning,
but I sure am glad it is
I've been thinking how nice it would be if people with unlimited MetroCards swiped the turnstile as they left their destination, leaving a free ride for the next unsuspecting passenger.
send your best caption to me and I'll post em here:- with my new home head antennea extension I can monitor the nether reaches of space for evidence of alien activity
- I wish I was eating a banana
- look! I've painted myself all human except for this one little spot on my tongue!
- gosh darnit. I melted another thermometer
- oh my goodnesss! i won! the winning blow-pop puts a nasty little metal thing in your tongue, and look at mine! mom!...come here!
- POV shot from a psychedelic toad
- 4 out of 5 dentists recommend using the lollipop brushing technique. The darker the lollypop, the whiter the teeth
- candied smurf testicles are fantastic!
- hey, check this sh*t out... my tongue turned my lollipop purple!
brooklyngirl is not responsible for the humor represented here, or the lack thereof.
The other day I saw a homeless man get tangled up in the rope restaurants put alongside the outdoor seating. He was on the floor with his change sprinkled all around him. I don't know for sure if my immediate reaction was to help or wish I could take a picture. We walked over to see if he was ok- he looked up smiling and yelled "I NEED A HUNDRED DOLLARS!"
It was bitter sweet.
Then later on the train another man walked passed me and spilled his cup of change. You could feel everyone thinking "do I help" "should I help" "oh, It's too late to help" He was preaching while bending over and slowly picking up the pennies and nickels when I noticed his cup... it was a McDonalds cup with the phrase down the side facing me "WE LOVE TO SEE YOU SMILE"
oddly surreal.
cute sleepy ladies with matching caps and carts
nurse curtis, darling star and wake-n-bake dave
make white trash seem... well, trashy.
but in the good way
peanut ads: took this one special for nurse curtis
I followed this couple a block out of my way
magnetized by their attraction
some body loves me... if she gets so flustered by my attraction to the hidden beauty in everyday poop (literally) then I feel bad for her sad, bitter life. ps- brooklyngirl was born and raised in Brooklyn, NY. She does not live in Billyburg, but has friends who do.
Today was real crummy. But you don't wanna hear my sob story. So please, just send your good wishes my way and let's bring on the
bunnies!------
ps- If anyone knows the whereabouts of the pics danielle and I took in the photo booth, I will gladly give you a signed and framed copy if I can just please have it back.
Oooh! Look at me! I'm a Blog of Note, bringing many strange new people here. I'de love to keep you around, so If you have anything you'd like to say,
drop me a line. Thanks
Blogger!------
Went to a free screening of
BLOW. Free always tends to attract a certain crowd. I had the honor of sitting directly in front of Inspector Obvious. He literally gave an over-the-top, surprised, play-by-play question and explanation of every little moment to himself out loud though the entire movie. Went a little something like this:
wooo, what's that?
oooh, that is pot
wow, that's a lot of pot.
damn
Is he going to smoke it?
yeah, he is so going to smoke it.
man
He is smoking it- haa haa
man. I think he is going to get stoned.
yeah he is stoned.
shooo, he is really stoned.
Except he wasn't even this amusing. Regardless BLOW was a great movie and my man Paul Rubens stole every scene he was in. From there it was off to Barmacy for a lil Dirty Bingo with Dr Ducky. I was on a lucky streak, sorta. I won the first round, got some scary Yoda goodies which I gave away on account of the scary factor. Then I won my second hand, except Miss Sic read the wrong row, I looked like a big loser, and the big prize of the night went to another player. Even tho I won the next round, after correcting another mis-diagnosis, I still felt a wee gypped.
I must have had a good night overall 'cause I've been under the weather ever since. Can't wait for next humpnight with the doctor and Scotty the Blue Bunny. RABBITS 2001!
*Special thanks to Matt for that crazy tour of Brooklyn ride home!
BLOW
toe!
bingo!
