An open letter to Mr Paul Reubens
paul, I was going to attempt email, or regular mail, but with the price of domain registration these days...
so here's hoping you are like most people and you google your name every now and then. I have a little offer for you: lunch, or dinner, or renting a video from the corner and eating popcorn on my cozy couch in my happy lil house in Brooklyn, NY. it's safe, it's warm and the only person to bust in unwelcome is my crazy uncle, but that only happened once.

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